Just jokes, man...

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in a river.

The drunk walk into the water and accidentally bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am", replies the drunk.

So, the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again.
but for a bit longer this time.

He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus..."

By this time the preacher is at his wit's end so he dunks the drunk
in the water again, but this time he holds him down for 60 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
He asks again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?!"

The drunk wipes his eyes
and catches his breath
and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

hahahaha.
Oh come on, laugh!