butt-crack.

"buttcrack: American slang for the cleft of the buttocks."

hahaha, not even kidding.
i'm going to call it a butt-cleft from this moment on.

Can't you see?

I'll bring to you whatever you need
And I'll tell you I'm sorry
That I can't take this pain away from you
And I'd put it on my own body if I knew how to
Can't you see?

-Testing the strong ones
by Copeland

my dear friends!

I love having friends that understand me.

That will put pillows under their shirt and pretend to be pregnant
and dance around with me without thinking i'm weird.

Friends that will blast N'sync in the car and scream the lyrics as loud as we can
out the window.

Friends that will ask me questions like "Do you ever pretend to be dead?"

Friends that will stay up all night making me a birthday cake from scratch.
And when they fail...they write "we tried" on top of the cake in frosting
as an explanation.

Friends that will spend two hours in the greeting card aisle with me...
because they know I love greeting cards.

Friends that make me mixed cds "just because"

Friends that won't ask questions or show surprise or disgust when I come up with one of my crazy schemes.

Friends that will duct-tape me to a tree.
and allow me to duct-tape THEM to a tree as well.

Friends that have been, are, and always will be there for me.

Friends that listen to me when I need them, even if it's the middle of the night.

Friends that understand and accept my quirks.

Friends that seek God with everything they have.

Friends that tell me they miss me, even if I just left their house 2 minutes ago.

Friends that will ask me "What's wrong?" if they see the "off" look on my face.

Friends that will stay up till the wee hours of the morning to hear about my day. and tell me about theirs.

Friends that I can trust with anything. No matter how overly funny, sad, scary, or overwhelming it may me.

Friends that will do ballet on the beach with me.

Friends that make me feel like the luckiest person on earth.

Friends that will spend the whole day doing nothing with me
and then say "This was the best day ever".

Friends that will eat mcdonald's with me and say "Forget you" to everyone who thinks mcdonalds is gross.

Friends that inquire and care about my family. even if they've never met them.

Friends that write me silly poems and then read them to me in front of the entire class.

Friends that will have "yellow" parties and photography adventures with me.

Friends that will stay up until 5am playing games, watching exercise television,
and laughing until we turn bright red.

God has blessed me with all of these.